For those who are interested, I have received my first email from Best Buy customer "care". Of course, it's a form letter. Like I discussed yesterday, there is no one who will call me or write me a personal email. Instead, they send you right back to their "888-BEST-BUY" phone number, where someone else can ignore you. I spoke to a manager at my local store yesterday and he was upset how tied his hands were (I let him go). Seriously, he can't call anyone except that phone number as well, just like the new arrangement in Sprint/Nextel stores.
Note their email basically says "go away, we don't want to get involved with you." It's oh-so-comforting that I am now part of a database. Maybe the great
Oracle will solve my problems (get it? <grin>). I also like how they wrap up the "sorry but not sorry" form letter with a line that translates to "please spend more money with us".
Apparently Best Buy has had a lot of trouble with In Home Service before. They've been sued multiple times over not providing the service. I honestly didn't know this. Please save yourself from going through the pain I have. Don't buy Best Buy In Home Service plans. I must admit, though, their Magnolia Home Theater people are wonderful. Too bad they have to sell Best Buy service plans!
I have translated the email to the form. Below is the original email from them. After it I have placed what the template likely looks like.
Here's their email:
Auri,
I am Marvin with Best Buy Customer Care.
I apologize for any inconvenience you have experienced
related to our In Home Service.
Best Buy strives to make each experience you have with us
positive and as fun as possible, and we are disappointed if we don't live up to
that expectation. We are constantly looking for ways to give you the best
possible Best Buy experience. We appreciate all comments from our customers.
When a customer gives us feedback of any kind, we enter it into a database with
other customer comments. We then look for trends to help us identify areas for
improvement.
Please do not hesitate to contact us with any questions
or concerns at 1-888-BESTBUY (1-888-237-8289). We look forward to your next
visit to one of our stores or to www.BestBuy.com.
Sincerely,
Marvin
Best Buy Customer Care Team
What the template probably looks like on their server:
<Customer First Name>,
I am <Random CSR Name> with <Department Friendly Title>.
I apologize for any inconvenience you have experienced
related to our <Primary Department in Complaint>.
Best Buy strives to make each experience you have with us
positive and as fun as possible, and we are disappointed if we don't live up to
that expectation. We are constantly looking for ways to give you the best
possible Best Buy experience. We appreciate all comments from our customers.
When a customer gives us feedback of any kind, we enter it into a database with
other customer comments. We then look for trends to help us identify areas for
improvement.
Please do not hesitate to contact us with any questions
or concerns at 1-888-BESTBUY (1-888-237-8289). We look forward to your next
visit to one of our stores or to www.BestBuy.com.
Sincerely,
<Random CSR Name, repeated>
Best Buy <Department Friendly Title> Team